|HE WANTS TO SEX YOU UP|
Let me take off all your clothes.
Disconnect the phone so nobody knows.
Let me light a candle,
So that we can make it better.
Makin' love until we drown.
MY BOWELS HAVE BETTER MOVES THAN YOU
He likes older women, throwing unsuspecting victims in dumpsters, and being better than you. He's getting a little better about doing the second one less now. How he feels about that is still under debate.
BLAH BLAH BLAH
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